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	<title>Left for coy</title>
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	<description>I like your tie</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Now, usually I don&#8217;t do this, but . . .</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/06/14/now-usually-i-dont-do-this-but/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that you&#8217;ve been acquitted, R. Kelly, I&#8217;m hoping your time has freed up enough that you can address my issues with some of the assertions you made in &#8221;Ignition (Remix)&#8221; back in 2003. 
First off, you advise a no-doubt very attractive woman that &#8220;you must be a football coach, the way you got me playin&#8217; the field.&#8221;  Surely there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well, at least the song is devoid of irony</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/well-at-least-the-song-is-devoid-of-irony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 03:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I was going to add my superfluous two cents regarding Hillary&#8217;s latest comments which, shall it suffice to say, may or may not relate to the sick fantasy that exists in some form among (judging by the volume of chatter) a not-negligible portion of both the Right (as fortuitousness, glee tastefully withheld of course while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shilling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ben Kingsley with a Southern accent]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Exploding Popeye's]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Marisa Tomei is attractive]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wouldn't you say?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I loved Grosse Pointe Blank, and this looks like its spiritual sequel &#8212; John Cusack&#8217;s dark, cynical, mercenary persona is back &#8212; (those romantic comedies he was doing for a while were so ill-fitting).  I have no idea if the movie will be good in any critical sense I would apply to most other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Po&#8230;umms</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/05/09/poumms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 22:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two roads diverged in the wood, and I- . . . I took out my Treo and checked out GoogleMaps, to figure out which one to take.
Do not go gentle into that . . . sketchy taco place.
No man is an island . . . unlike Governor&#8217;s Island, which is.
I felt a funeral in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You try, try to post something with some kind of unifying theme, but then end up putting down a bunch of disjointed ideas</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-try-try-to-post-something-with-some-kind-of-unifying-theme-but-then-end-up-putting-down-a-bunch-of-disjointed-ideas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 04:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[bitching about turning 30]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I need some kind of indie rock intervention.  I just bought five Billy Joel (Billy Joel!) songs from iTunes, from the An Innocent Man album.  The kids among my readers will find it risible that I actually paid for music at all online, but, putting that aside, my selection should be enough cause for concern [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Entropy</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/entropy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 04:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I noticed yet another sign of the reckless speed with which I continue to approach the teeth-gnashing devastation of my 30th birthday.  For whatever reason (the whispered suggestion of summer,  turning the page to warmer days), I took a moment&#8217;s notice of the date &#8212; May 1.  As I&#8217;m prone to do from time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phrases I did not use today</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/04/29/phrases-i-did-not-use-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Mmm-MMM, I&#8217;d like to get a bite off a&#8217;that muffin top.&#8221;
&#8220;Looks like a drug deal gone bad, just twenty minutes before we got here.&#8221;
&#8220;Say, what a great sash.&#8221;
&#8220;How was the CIA today, honey?&#8221;
&#8220;It shouldn&#8217;t take the worst blizzard in thirty years for you to admit to yourself that you really want to be liked, Quentin!&#8221;
&#8220;Christ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only of interest to some</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/04/22/only-of-interest-to-some/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in Chicago this weekend and saw, for the first time, a couple shows at the I.O. (née Improv Olympic) Theater in Wrigleyville.  This was highly amusing to me because, even though years later I took improv classes in New York, I had never once set foot in the I.O. when I lived [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The way I broke it to my seven-year-old, when he started to take it out of the cupboard and then got upset when I told him he couldn&#8217;t.</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/04/14/the-way-i-broke-it-to-my-seven-year-old-when-he-started-to-take-it-out-of-the-cupboard-and-then-got-upset-when-i-told-him-he-couldnt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look, son.  I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re ready for this jelly.  This is a mint jelly, and it&#8217;s a bit of a refined taste.  Up to this point your only exposure to the genre has been that sugary Smuckers stuff that Mommy spreads on bread for you with peanut butter.   This does not go good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bounce back with bullets</title>
		<link>http://leftforcoy.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/bounce-back-with-bullets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Hipsters shouldn&#8217;t use the word &#8220;awesome&#8221; anymore.  It lost its retro 80s tone at some point over the last five years; I&#8217;m not sure when.  We need a new word.  Perhaps I can suggest &#8220;Meow-licious?&#8221;
As a matter of fact, hipsters need to stop with the 80s retro nostalgia thing altogether.  The 80s are dead.  They [...]]]></description>
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